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From the May issue of the New Orleans Levee:

Kid actually sighted in Bywater

National Geographic reports a real human child was recently spotted in the Bywater neighborhood, a.k.a. The Rainbow District. "Ordinarily, only two types of hominids can be found in this particular habitat, those generally incapable of reproduction (gays) and those too enlightened to do so (artists, bohemians, intellectuals, gutter punks, etc.)," a cultural anthropologist from Tulane University said. "It was either a false sighting or an invasive species."

Bywater Neighborhood Association president and UNO professor Julie Jones added, "In this neighborhood, you'd have a better chance of seeing an ivory-billed woodpecker or a Bush supporter. It was definitely a fluke."

A research team from Cornell University has been sent down to try and verify the discovery.

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dlightful
May. 26th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
I hope they are able to capture it and return it to it's natural habitat!
jaenanda
May. 26th, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
must have been one of my neighbors....
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